Tonight's selection
Choose your pillow.
(The answer is all of them.)
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No. 1
The Cloud
Overstuffed, a little too tall, and you sink into it anyway. For people who say "five more minutes" and mean forty.
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No. 2
The Marshmallow
Squeeze it and it comes back slowly, like it is thinking about it. Hugged, never used as a headrest.
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No. 3
The Feather
Leaves one feather on your sweater every morning, like a calling card. You keep it.
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No. 4
The Fort
Six pillows, two chairs, one blanket for a roof. Entry by password only. The password is "pillows".
Turndown service
Fluff the pillow.
Everyone has a technique: the two-handed punch, the corner shake, the flip and smack. Tap the pillow and give it yours. It keeps count of your fluffs on this device, and it does not judge.
0 fluffs from you so far
It is waiting.
House rules
How to hold $PILLOWS
- Love fluffy pillows. That is the whole test. The name says it in full, so there is no fine print.
- Never sleep with just one. One for the head, one to hug, one for the knees, one on the floor by morning.
- Flip to the cold side. Patience is a pillow that has been turned over at least once tonight.
- Fluff before bed. Use the pillow above. It likes it.
Do not disturb
pillow at rest
CA
